A Play: - THE STAKE OUT - A Long Weekend
CHAPTER COMES WITHIN ŢANITH ƒANG (Volume)
A Play by Samson MJEE Turnerton Performed Across Three Nights as follows
Title
The Stake Out – A Long Weekend
Documents Required:
The Artefacts
Narration Notes
Riddles
Poems
Twooter
Pictures
Answers
ACT 1
Title
CLINGING ON FOR ONE LAST PARTY, Daily Mirror.
(§See Artefact 1)
SCENE 1
Title
Choosing Bands and Why We Like Them & Their Lyrics:
God Knows
Location
132 Chipperfield Road, Burmingham, West Mercia, United States of Gerestonamn.
Present In Body
Mathew D. Dresβson (Mathew)
Present In Mind
Maya Jama
Ţanith ƒang
(Gerest/SHIM Returned Question – Artefact coming)
Louise Swindler, Norman Swindler, Marcus Dresβson, Dominic Wardourk, James Noëls, Raymundu Bærk, Faye Bærk, Charmlie Barstom, Mark Amate Lyon, Kit MacDonald, Unnamed TAB, Amma Huges, Henry Huges, JC, Starr, Thom Dresβson, Alison Dresβson, Harvey Westmorelam, E.V.E (Stellar), Timmy Smalls
Scenery
Brown leather armchair;
Laptop, phone,
Singing Bowl
Clothes/Washing
Notes & papers and art (lots)
And books
{§LIGHTS UP}
Narration Notes 1
Mathew is Sat in a comfy brown faux-leather armchair, certainly not Italian; probably from the Swedish co. IMEA.
He is eating the CAKE he had made, off the cuff (See Picture 1)
He has a studio room within the place.
{The end of Angie by The Rolling Stones plays through Mathew’s Apple Mac Laptop}
MATHEW
[Writing up recent events]
VOICE Still can’t believe that packet of pancakes, 6 right? It just fell off the shelf. The guy was there, saw it. CCTV too – verified. Still,, then drop.
Nobody touch’it.
The Spirit Acts just enough hey.
(Long Pause)
{Heartbreaker by Metronomy plays next}
Mathew
[Gets up walks over to something for nothing at all and sits back down]
VOICE Cus The Machine knows The Will (document to come)
And Acts Through its Thing (Totum-Summa Corpus)
VOICE Audience, please now see Narration Notes 2, let us read
Narration Notes 2
He’s thinking about his mates all waiting in line fucking the other half of his heart.
It the person takes many names, but It The Thing that felt like his.
Non-binary, 22, mixed Silly Isles-Geresti with The People’s Oriental United Five.
Yes, They were spice.
Passport says Tanith Fang.
VOICE He cannot resist reaching for his phone, can he?!
{The Same Album shuffles to On The Motorway)
Mathew “I love this song!!”
[Typing & reading too]
“Let’s let ‘em have a good time tonight - Ay”
[Updating Twooter handle]
VOICE
See Twoot 1, if you pleae
TWOOT 1
I’ll be at The Wall looking at The Writing
§Hu! –
Mathew “§Hu! – (O§??I?)”
[Gets up urgently then returns to his chair to Twoot]
VOICE See Twoot 2
TWOOT 2
NO MANGO MEANS
They have a plan for US (this plan is not mine)
SHIM Lies SHIM Knows
NO MANGO means MAN Knows (on clock)
they are on my time, so, enjoy
have a good time making money with Our….you know
the Rugby
@ the Rugby – you know they are a Slave, right,
a child right, not of
SOUND MIND
[Clicks send]
Mathew
[Gets up to tidy away his washing and a few bits before refraining from striking his Singing Bowl and sitting back down to his phone, typing as he speaks angrily
Turns to scrawling on his papers, quite neat]
VOICE This part is really quite crucial my Squire
Mathew “Your Blood is on The Wall, SHIM, and The Will, and yours E”
He presses skip to Everything Goes My Way, by the same BAN’D. (sic)
Mathew “Fuck me, how does this happen?”
[shouting, then turning back to write a note]
VOICE HE WRITES:
“Choosing Bands and Why We Like Them & Their Lyrics:
God Knows”
Mathew Title!
[He puts the kettle on and while it boils he hits apprehensively (so twice) the Singing Bowl then fiddles with some things, including coins and laces, and returns while the thing is singing.]
VOICE HE WRITES,
SEE RIDDLE 1
RIDDLE 1
185!(+5) 190(+1) 200
AND SAYS
Mathew “Your First Riddle
Remember Judges:13?
Put a pin in it
[He stands back up and strikes his Singing Bowl again, why not
and then presses play on The Bay by Metronomy]
Does Tanith even have their phone? How like a child are they treating um….
They are in and out of the suicidal – For Fuck’s Sake.
They are Fuck,
[and shouts]
Saké
VOICE Saké indeed.
Mathew “CNC – SHITTING HELL!!!!! This is serious.
[Calms and returns to write]
VOICE He clicks send on an email to
THE THING with
THE WILL
attached
LIGHTS OUT (A§ide – see this song by Your Biggest Fanclub, if you can, if not
God Damn)
